Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
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I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
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The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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