It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
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Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
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The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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