I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
Randomize