hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
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I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
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I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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