Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
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I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
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I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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