Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
i dont even know how to be here
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i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
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her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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