Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
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okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
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That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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