Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
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I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
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it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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