It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
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I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
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my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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