How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
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u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
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we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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