I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
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i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
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You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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