He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
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she pinky promised me she was 18
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
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Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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