Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
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Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
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I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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