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dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
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Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
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I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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