he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
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We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
This is my gift to your gina
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I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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