dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
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so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
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seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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