So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
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I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
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sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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