Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
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I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
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I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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