I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
if i died would you start the facebook group?
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
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Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
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I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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