sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
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it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
When did angry sex become our thing?
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
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Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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