just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
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Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
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Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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