I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
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I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
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Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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