ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
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She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
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It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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