her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
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Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
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PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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