I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
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Princesses don't give blow jobs
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
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I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I need to align my fucking chakras
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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