i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
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That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
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He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
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I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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