im drinking this country out of the recession.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
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I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
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She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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