So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
you mean i was at the winter classic?
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
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probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
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When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
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