I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
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Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
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We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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