Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
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Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
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Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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