So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
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He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
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Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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