Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
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is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
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You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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