ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
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I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
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google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
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