I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
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Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
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I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
You did what with his pubic hair?
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