is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
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I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
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I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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