I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
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I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
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my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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