if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
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of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
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He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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