You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
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So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
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I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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