The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
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Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
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Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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