Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
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Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
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when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
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