Nicole vs. Life
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
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I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
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I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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