You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
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Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
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I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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