My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
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I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
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Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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