I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
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The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
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I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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