I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
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He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
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Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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