she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
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at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
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She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
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