For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
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You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
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So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Holy sore nipples Batman
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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