Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
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Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
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I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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