You surviving the open bar?
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It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
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tequila makes me forget i have legs
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
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According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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