I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
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Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
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I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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